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I used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.
So thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.
Why do you think this couldn't have been written by AI?
But what do you do now that there's no queen?
Obviously the answer is to imagine Margaret Thatcher
Jesus, they want to relax not to crack the porcelain.
Or.....Musk, trump, clammy sam Altman and Wario amadim, Stephen Miller, Pete hegseth, 5/7 supreme Court justices, the Palantir creep, Jenson, jensons fucking jacket, that lying fucking cunt at the white House that always wears a stupid little fucking cross, all the other lying fucking cunts at the white House.... Howard fucking lutnik, bibi, Putin,
...this is a fun list! Who else did I miss?
Jk Rowling, Andrew taint, the Kardashians, the Logan brothers and Mr Beast....
Who else?
Peter Thiel, Larry Ellison, the Indian dude constantly setting off my Microsoft Authenticator
Clive Palmer and Rupert Murdoch
Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers.
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
Are you Irish, by any chance?
Nope I’m Dutch .
Also y’all think I’m joking but I’m dead serious
No one would ever joke about being Dutch.
So why not think about the king of the Netherlands/Belgium?
https://tenor.com/view/gem-alert-gem-magnifying-glass-magnifying-glass-gem-subway-gif-990612180836211908
What is opposite of this image/gif? That's how I feel rn
I tried this, but got a boner instead
This is what I stay on Lemmy for
I don't think this will help me, but thanks for the laugh
The Queen and peeing reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/pdE83FX-Mto
Absolute cinema
You think someone will follow a youtube link in the context of peeing on the queen's face?
Who wouldn't?
In the end she'll be sitting there all pissy.
This is how I'm going to potty train my children. I'm sure it will work out fine.
Keep em' away from posh elderly ladies otherwise there's gonna be lawsuits out the wazzoo.
Thank you very much for sharing
One of those comments that comes like a slap in the face with a hand full of cold water, in the morning