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I feel like it should be "try to walk into a bar" .
Or not attempted
Nah, I'm pretty sure they'd need one more to go from "a couple of crow(e)s" to a murder, so it's still just an attempted one
If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
I don't have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
if you're attempting murder without the crow pun context we're gonna need to call the real police