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Mom has a napkin on her head. She’s cool. Win her over and she’ll calm Dad down.
You’re on your own with the cat, though. Good luck!
She has a napkin on her head because it was the custom to do this when you ate some nasty dish because you were "hiding it from God"... Some weird meat dish that sounded gross as fuck but it was a delicacy and considered sinful.
Archangel Mick: "Sir! Sector scans show a woman plating up some braised goat hoof. Looks grody af!"
God: "Onscreen. Trace the sinner, get me an ID, bring the cholera laser online!"
Mick: "Wait, shes dropped off the radar, attempting to reaquire... Damn it, she's gone dark!"
God, slamming fist on desk: "Oh for my sake, she's deployed the napkin of stealth. These me-damned humans, always one step ahead! Oh well, abort the search and give a random baby bone cancer instead."
I forget the name, but it's a tiny bird that you eat whole in one bite. I prefer to just think she's being goofy with her friends. I always like when this painting shows up, it's such a fun looking place, even if that dude is giving me the stink eye.