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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

"When your pee hits the urinal ... it sounds feminine."

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

When your pee hits the loo

next your willy is goo

that's a moray

Sorry, couldn't help myself. I'll see myself out

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm a peacock man, you gotta let me fly!

GatorAm ashamed I only know that and the Aim for the Bushes lines, but great movie