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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 95 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 44 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the ~~48~~ 12-24 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days.

Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary.

[–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That's not how that math works...

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology)

[–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus -5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

If the sperm dies on day 5.... How do the 2 ovulation days matter?

Edit: spaced about bottom of Dad 1 4.5 or whatever days before, then the other dude at very end.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 31 points 10 hours ago

You can get pregnant the day after ovulation.

Also, since there seems to be a lack of basic reproductive knowledge here, identical twins come from one egg, fraternal twins come from two eggs, which can occasionally drop on different days, further extending the fertile window.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours after ovulation starts (tail end of the period)

[edit] more clear language on timing of second load

[–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. Thanks

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Shame that guys’ #3, 4, and 5’s loads hit a wall and withered away slowly in the dark.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 81 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 39 points 12 hours ago

Make of that what you will.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 8 points 10 hours ago

At least the orgy must have been fun

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

DVP creampies, obviously.

[–] bababu@feddit.org 5 points 11 hours ago

sperm can live longer