Having a half twin brother is wild
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2026
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Momma? Momma!
Says it all, really.
That's my "I'm being lifted by the nut sack" face, too.
What's the matter, Mcfly?
I googled it so you don't have to: The story is true, but there are a lot of fake pictures. I don't know if these pictures are genuine.
I remember my biology teacher in high school told about this back then, so I concur the pictures on the internet could be fake.
A true survice thanks :)
Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.
Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the ~~48~~ 12-24 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days.
Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary.
You're the one who brought up "slut shaming", hmmm, reach your own conclusions, friends.
Primus~ "Make of that what you will."
You~ "Slut". You made it slut. Only you.
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That's not how that math works...
What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology)
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let girls have him fun
Make of that what you will.
At least the orgy must have been fun
Choo choo?
DVP creampies, obviously.
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A brother from the same mother
Also known by the less common shorthand of brother
Half brother.
At least in America he'd get a 3/5ths sister.
So it would be only 3/5ths incest, which would make it slightly more naughty than wrong
Pro move, honestly. Otherwise it can be really hard telling which of your twins is which.
I thought twins were always split from the same egg. Great and my only news source for learning, shit posts.
The concept of "twins" is far older than any knowledge of eggs (in mammals) and sperm cells. Two babies come out at the same time, language decided to call those twins.
Identical twins, yes. You can have multiple eggs fertile at the same time. Two of my childhood friends were a boy and girl who were twins, obviously look quite different lol
I think that's just identical twins, but fraternal twins are two separate eggs being fertilized, which is how you can have twins of different sexes
I've seen a few of these Maury Povich Show episodes.
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