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Liquid Death is asking people to mail their pee to AI data centers (www.dexerto.com)

submitted 2 days ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, Infowars has you covered there too. What better way to hide your gold from an overreaching government than by turning it into piss?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

Then your can pour the piss into your swimming pool, and through the powers of homeopathy, have even more gold than you started with when you turn it back!