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Somebody needs to read their Bible.
Mark 12:13-16 (NKJV). There are other passages about submitting to earthly governments as well where they do not contravene the law of God.
Guarantee this dumbass talking about Divine Law will just as quickly foam at the mouth about Sharia Law.
"I mean real Divine Law, not that terrorist crap!"
...all while he proceeds to ignore the 1000's of religions that were a thing before his specific denomination of Christianity came along and got it "right".
His real fury will be reserved for the worst of the apostate sects. The Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.
DIE HERETIC!
Wilson might have had this verse in mind:
Matthew 19
...probably.
Always a hilarious verse for right wingers to point to.
I also like Acts 2: 44-47
The Bible is a bit like the internet - it's large and obscure enough that if you dig long enough, you can find just about anything you want to "back up" any point of view you want.
And if not, just get a “scholar” to make a version that has it.
Render unto George Washington all your quarters, and to Benjamin Franklin all 100 dollar bills. Screw Lincoln, we don't make his money no mo'
Lincoln's on the $5 bill, mate
did the fella pocket the coin?
Romans 13:1 is more about Christians being powerless when ICE is hunting down immigrants (who are often Christian talk about the actual persecution of Christians in America)