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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 26 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I propose that all the other countries in the world rename USA The United Mistakes of America, or maybe just Dumbfuckland.

Edit: Dumbfuckistan is even better.

[–] msantossilva@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

In my neck of the woods, some people call it 'The Land of the Idiot' (in english and all)