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[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (6 children)

Does he realise America is a continent? The United States OF THE AMERICAN CONTINENT. USA isn't exclusive to the 50 states it is compromised of. There are 35 counties on the American continent.

Sorry for saying continent so much.

[–] OleFoFa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Why would he understand how continents work when he's apparently pretty damned incontinent himself (in addition to being incompetent)?. The US people elected him twice. Never forget, never forgive.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The guy gets mad at windmills. I don't think there's a lot of geographical trivia going on upstairs.

If it isn't a child, I don't think he focuses too much on it.

[–] harmony@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

He wouldn't understand. He's incontinent.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

which continent? 💩

[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

I think he's working on that.

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net 6 points 8 hours ago

No. That would require him to understand things.