Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 4 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I tested positive for Coke!

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[–] micgerne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

I took too many days off

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I got fired from the radiocarbon testing lab

They didn't like me dating my coworkers

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I got fired from my job at the unemployment office, and still had to show up the next day

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I got fired from my job at the circus as a human cannonball

six nights a week and a matinee on Saturdays

[–] erie09@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Got fired from my job at the orange juice factory, couldn't concentrate

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 days ago

Got fired from my job as an artilleryman, I went ballistic