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[–] prex@aussie.zone 188 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Anyone old enough can remember when Boris Yeltsin was stumbling around, drunk as a skunk & the other russians would pretend that everything was fine.

Now its your turn USA - and remember what came after Yeltsin

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

At least he didn't have his own media outlet.... "hic, I order a radio broadcast, ....right now!... I know it's 2am... I want.. I want the bestest, geatestest ... USSSSSR.. sSSR... I want the moon on a stick! Yes! ..Hic... Give me it. Give ME the moon, NOW!.... What? No! I dshidn't just Shay anything if the sort...yeh, the shmoon, moonsss, moonsess. Wodka? Oh loveshly thanksh....now what's was I sayinsh?..."

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Swan lake enters the chat....

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Didn't he have Russia leave the USSR.

[–] Tango@piefed.ca 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Russians also describe 1990s Russia as an economic wasteland where all of Russia's wealth and resources were gathered up by oligarchs. So yeah, pretty apt analogy.

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

IIUC, the last years of the USSR, and the 1990s, had relatively low world oil prices.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Fuck, I thought this was bad.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When Yeltsin passed, the average alcohol consumption worldwide fell by about 10%.

[–] Synthuir@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago

Vodkas Yeltsin was an outlier adn should not have been counted