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Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump as he claims US ownership of the moon - Raw Story (www.rawstory.com)

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[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least he didn't have his own media outlet.... "hic, I order a radio broadcast, ....right now!... I know it's 2am... I want.. I want the bestest, geatestest ... USSSSSR.. sSSR... I want the moon on a stick! Yes! ..Hic... Give me it. Give ME the moon, NOW!.... What? No! I dshidn't just Shay anything if the sort...yeh, the shmoon, moonsss, moonsess. Wodka? Oh loveshly thanksh....now what's was I sayinsh?..."

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Swan lake enters the chat....

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Didn't he have Russia leave the USSR.