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[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Roy Cohn rejected him and he never got over it

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

That's one, but not the only possibility.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that his getting rejected from art school moment?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

business school from wharton.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Wharton did need an international airport.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

He did an undergrad in business, and got in because his father made a big donation to Wharton.

He's always tried to make it sound like he was in the Wharton MBA program but he didn't. And he got passing grades but those were most likely gentleman's C's because of the donation.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 5 points 2 days ago

was gonna say I'm pretty sure the boyfriend was the problem