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Trump claims firefighters carried him away from Ground Zero right after 9/11 (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can just imagine 9 people trying to carry his bloated, babbling, diaper filled ass out of his golden tower.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

probably have to use a crane to lift into a flatbed truck.