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Bites & Bytes (programming.dev)

submitted 1 week ago by CodiUnicorn@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 147 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Megabyte:

[–] partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gigabyte:

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Terrabyte:

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Petabyte

[–] RustySharp@programming.dev 23 points 1 week ago

Looks more like a panTerabyte

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"some sort of elaborate Peta-bite image"

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't suggest petting that bite. It'll take a chunk.

[–] trashman@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Now I get it!

"I am never gonna financially recover from this."

Joe predicted the AI memory crisis. Mind blown!