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Pervert arrested for 'having sex with koi fish in neighbour's pond' (www.newsflare.com)

submitted 20 hours ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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GRAPHIC VIDEO: A pervert was arrested for allegedly having sex with his neighbour's koi fish.

Sex-starved Sutthichai Boonlert, 51, reportedly scooped the hapless koi fish from resident Bobby Anong's pond before using its mouth to pleasure himself.

CCTV captured the shocking sex act as the senior citizen took off his clothes and entered the water in a quiet neighbourhood in Bangkok, Thailand, on September 7.

He held a white dildo while rubbing the koi fish on his genitals before emerging from the pond. He was then seen walking to a dark corner before appearing to use the flailing animal as a makeshift sex toy.

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[–] Kben@lemmy.zip 33 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Brings new meaning to the saying "He sleeps with the fishes"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 18 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Better then ‘waking up to horse head.’

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Make me an offal I can't refuse

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

For some people, that would be the best way to start the day.