In the fish wars, this guy would've been a patriot. /s
this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026
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smh they arrested him for doing something we've ALL done atleast once...✌️😔 /s
You're not the only one, everyone is just being coy about it.
Ask the question and people tend to clam up.
I'm sorry, but sometimes your kink should be shamed.
Yeah I'm pretty sure that fish wasn't having a happy time.
"having sex with" no no, this is rape, jfc
Wait, a fish fucker AND a pervert?? Man, that guy's got a lot going on.
Okay this is the weirdest Rule 34 I've read.
Since when is 51 a "senior citizen"?
Since they got old /s (since before the average lifespan of people increased in some parts of the world)
If it gets me a discount, I'm fine with it. It's just words.
Ya know, suddenly those weird laws banning having sex with fish make a lot more sense.
I know we're making light of this in the comments, dark humor I get it, no judgment on that note.... but this is actually fucking horrifying. That link is hella staying blue.
It's not that intense. Bad quality footage, can barely tell he carries out a fish, it's a white blob. Then Benny hill music starts and he pedals away on a bike while the other guys are running and then tripping over onto their faces. Then womp womp trombone he is in the police station with everyone looking disappointed at him with crossed arms
Does Lemmy have block settings for links? For specific ones...
Yeah, but you see the poor fish, afterwards, and then if you read the article, it just gets worse.
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I like that they describe him as "sex-starved" as if that could even begin to explain his actions
Who among us hasn't had thoughts of koi fish when in the throws of a dry spell?
The man may or mat not have been sex-starved, but the koi fish was definitely hapless. They got that part right.
It's just begging for it!
I came here to ask "how??"
I now understand how.
Those are some DSL’s if I’ve ever seen them.
Fun fact: I just image searched "fish with dsls" 🤣
Is that the nvidia AI game thing?
Dick Sucking Lip System 5.
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Quit carping around
Brings new meaning to the saying "He sleeps with the fishes"
Better then ‘waking up to horse head.’
Make me an offal I can't refuse
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This dude is 51 years old.
You think he woke up, at 51 and was like "Ya know what? I think I'll try to fuck a fish today".
Nah. This has been going on for years. Probably decades.
I was but a boy of 12 when I first noticed her; a sleek and scaly body breaking the water's surface in my grandfather's pond. Everything changed that day. Gracefully darting and turning with such a distinctly feminine wile, she was... different from the other girls. Different like me. I was sure that she was watching me, just as I was watching her. Could she also be thinking, "is this love?"
You have absolutely zero way to know that. He might have been fucking fish for decades. Or today literally might have been the day.
Unless you're in someones head, you have zero way to know how someone thinks.
I'm not defending nor attacking the fish fucker. I'm just saying you are making claims you have no way to know.
According to the article he did it with fish, dogs, and even dolls before, and got arrested for some of those
Weird that you put "dolls" as the "even" example. Makes it sound like fucking fish, and dogs is bad, but fucking dolls is worse. I would have went with "he did it with fish, dolls, and even dogs."
I'm way more horrified that he fucked a dog, than a doll.
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Dude took The Shape Of Water way to seriously.
These fish can be quite long-lived when cared for properly, from 15 to 40 years on average depending on their location.
That's all I'm saying.
I guess his gf's a cold fish.
he's going to get a restraining order with minimum distance from ponds
The Oxford English Dictionary defines sex as “physical activity between two people in which they touch each other’s sexual organs, and which may include sexual intercourse”... seeing that the koi, despite being hapless, is not a people, and it doesn't sound like the pervert touched the koi's sexual organs, I'm going to have to say that they did not have sex.
Also, is 51 considered a senior citizen in Thailand?
If you're being pedantic about it, sure, but I, for one, appreciate the euphemism given the alternative sentence "man uses koi carp as living fleshlight".
That's a pretty bullshit definition. Without going into details because this is isn't pornhub, there are sex acts that involve only one set of genitals.
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I can't believe they failed to censor out his
innocent children.
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