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Pervert arrested for 'having sex with koi fish in neighbour's pond' (www.newsflare.com)

submitted 20 hours ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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GRAPHIC VIDEO: A pervert was arrested for allegedly having sex with his neighbour's koi fish.

Sex-starved Sutthichai Boonlert, 51, reportedly scooped the hapless koi fish from resident Bobby Anong's pond before using its mouth to pleasure himself.

CCTV captured the shocking sex act as the senior citizen took off his clothes and entered the water in a quiet neighbourhood in Bangkok, Thailand, on September 7.

He held a white dildo while rubbing the koi fish on his genitals before emerging from the pond. He was then seen walking to a dark corner before appearing to use the flailing animal as a makeshift sex toy.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 23 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

This dude is 51 years old.

You think he woke up, at 51 and was like "Ya know what? I think I'll try to fuck a fish today".

Nah. This has been going on for years. Probably decades.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I was but a boy of 12 when I first noticed her; a sleek and scaly body breaking the water's surface in my grandfather's pond. Everything changed that day. Gracefully darting and turning with such a distinctly feminine wile, she was... different from the other girls. Different like me. I was sure that she was watching me, just as I was watching her. Could she also be thinking, "is this love?"

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You have absolutely zero way to know that. He might have been fucking fish for decades. Or today literally might have been the day.

Unless you're in someones head, you have zero way to know how someone thinks.

I'm not defending nor attacking the fish fucker. I'm just saying you are making claims you have no way to know.

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

According to the article he did it with fish, dogs, and even dolls before, and got arrested for some of those

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

Weird that you put "dolls" as the "even" example. Makes it sound like fucking fish, and dogs is bad, but fucking dolls is worse. I would have went with "he did it with fish, dolls, and even dogs."

I'm way more horrified that he fucked a dog, than a doll.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Who knows? Was he born fucking fish? Pretty sure it had to start some time in particular