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FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them (gizmodo.com)

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh, no, they both have very different ideas of what to do to a dog.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does it need to be one or the other?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rfk has joined the chat

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

he prefers to study animal carcasses, and children who had measles.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kash knows exactly what to do with dogs, right down to each breed.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

"Dog breeds? I sure hope it does" -Kash, on all fours