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"We hired you because we knew you were cronically unfuckable. Now that you have a taste of confidence and a good paycheck, we can't have some broad giving you a reason to question your role in the gestapo."
That's not what's going on here.
It's about women who hate ICE, dating agents, to get inside information for doxing agents and leaking intel on operations.
I'm aware of that, but also I wanted to mock them for being so obviously cronically unfuckable.