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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
(thespinoff.co.nz)
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2026
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I dunno if a beauty salon was maybe the best setting to use for your ad, Kiwibank.
John Oliver is going to run so hard with this.
Why did they give a sheep eyeliner?
Considering I've never heard of Kiwibank until now, the advertising is working.
Maybe just not working as they intended...
Is it a sperm bank company?
great pivot! They really should...
No! No, I can work with this
Baaaaaaddie alert!