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Russell Brand’s Pubic Hair Removed From London Museum After Rape Conviction, Curator Says ‘I Have No Desire to Hear His Name Again’ (variety.com)

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[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Why... why would anyone want that??

I've read some fucked up shit in my time, but every now and then i have to ask, why?? what the fuck is wrong with you.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 23 minutes ago (1 children)

It was on the life-sized T-Rex statue. He broke in one night and they found him going to town on the T-Rex. The cleaning crew just hasn't gotten around to washing it properly.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 21 minutes ago

His next court appearance will be for indecency with a T-Rex and he could get another 2 years.

Should I keep going?