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Taliban Militants Fed Up With Office Culture, Ready to Quiet Quit (time.com)

submitted 9 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Time magazine: "we don't know how yet, but we're gonna find a way to link the rise of fascism and avocado toast"

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago

I'm embracing the modern colloquial meaning of "lives in Scandinavia" (which I have since my birth 40 years ago), not the historical "commits atrocities" meaning.

You'd think that people would come to that conclusion by doing just a minimum of research into colloquial uses of regional terms before accusing me of embracing the worst acts of my ancestors.

If that's too difficult, then maybe the second half, which is much more descriptive about how I am when not discussing politics with idiots online, would be a bit of a clue 🤦