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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] foyrkopp@lemmy.world 137 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If only there'd been a another, good MRI machine with a gun present.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago

I read this story as the MRI machine being the good guy and successfully defending itself

[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Firearms should be standard issue for all MRI machines to stop this from happening in the future.

[–] PoliticalAgitator@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

The problem wasn't that she had a gun, the problem was her non-specific mental illness.