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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

His family stole lots of money from the state, right? And they elected his expecting what, exactly?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

More money on shoe production?

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I'm sure his voters don't care at all. They are all blinded by "royal family" propaganda and conspiracy videos.