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A Chinese man who chain-smoked his way through a marathon was disqualified for smoking on the course (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 9 months ago by roastedDeflator@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A Chinese man was disqualified from the Xiamen Marathon for chain-smoking during the race, violating a new rule against uncivilized behavior.

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[–] rdyoung@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nicotine also does damage to the brain. Plus if they are old enough to have been breathing in leaded gasoline and everything else, there is no hope for them.

[+] Melkath@kbin.social -8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And MDMA eats holes in your brain.

And if you take Acid once, you will randomly go on "phantom trips" every month or so for the rest of your life.

Just keep watching "Reefer Madness" on repeat as a documentary and dont worry about splashing your stupid on the interwebz.

[–] rdyoung@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My dude/dudette.

THC and it's derivatives plus the terpenes and everything else we are constantly discovering in cannabis have health benefits. Some strains even enhance some things even for those who don't really need the help.

LSD is not harmful and you can't overdose on it.

MDMA in its lab form does no damage to the brain and can help treat depression, ptsd, etc.

MDMA that has been mixed with fuck knows what for filler and stepped on by fuck knows who, can and will do damage.

Nicotine is a poison. We use it as an insecticide and know how it works on insects. You'd have to be a trump supporter to not see the fact that it does similar to the human body and people are increasing their intake as the stupid vapes and pouches take over.

I'll bet the fattest blunt you've never smoked that I know more about the history of drugs, more specifically cannabis in the USA than you could ever hope to.