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A Chinese man was disqualified from the Xiamen Marathon for chain-smoking during the race, violating a new rule against uncivilized behavior.

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[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 84 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m anticigarettes, but still impressed.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As someone who smoked two packs a day at one point, I am also impressed.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Congratulations!

Edit: wait how many do you smoke now?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just moved to vaping and away from smoking. There was no big accomplishment here, unfortunately. Meh, it's just a risk tradeoff as nicotine isn't completely harmless itself. Without getting into details here, quitting nicotine is not on the table for at least another year.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Progress is progress, good luck

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)

On the one hand, seems he earned his place. On the other hand, they should have stopped him running when there was still a chance to protect the (maybe literal) sensitivities of other racers and observers. Enforcement only after he finished is just stupid.

Put another way, if he does it merely to do it, as many runners do, what's to stop him doing it again and again, knowing his personal results will not only be shared with him, but likely the papers?

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Apparently they didn't notice until photos of the violation went viral online

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Like I said. The weakest form of enforcement possible. Their policy accomplished nothing here, and somehow they were proud enough of that nothing to try to get papers to crow about it.

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Chinese papers didn't crow about it: the marathon released a statement on Chinese Twitter, the freaking Daily Mail somehow managed to pick up on it, and then Business Insider™ then re-reported the stuff reported by Daily Mail with s'more links to the sources.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world -5 points 9 months ago

They wanted him to fail so they could bemoan the evils of smoking. When he succeeded the resorted to bureaucracy to rob him of his prize.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

fastest runner I've ever run with (in the army) chainsmoked two newports before running the 2 mile apft. He ran 4:19 the first mile, 4:46 the second. My lardass was lapped. Fucker was already on cig #3 when I crossed the finish line @11:30. Had mercury wings tattooed on his ankles. Shit blew my mind.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Petty little people. Give the man his due!

[–] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml -1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah who cares what he smokes . Is it evwn in the rules . Just give the man what he earned

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

No mad lads allowed

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Smoke is bad but nicotine is an upper. Maybe that makes is less bad in the short term? Or maybe when helpful?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

it's also a vasodilator/bronchodilator. Not a good one, not one you'd want to use for performance enhancement, but yeah.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

As someone who stopped smoking when I was 12y old I'm impressed

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why do I feel like I have seen this photo before? So weird.

[–] Mojave@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This happened two years ago, and was a Twitter meme. You may have saw it in 2022

[–] roastedDeflator@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It happened this year on the 7th of January, at least to my understanding:

Chinese marathon runner, 52, is disqualified for CHAIN-SMOKING throughout entire race - which he finished in 3hr 33min || 18 January 2024

Uncle Chen, nicknamed the 'Smoking Brother', managed to complete the Xiamen Marathon in three hours and 33 minutes on January 7 this year.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

It does feel very familiar, glad I'm not alone. I feel like he looks like some asshole business exec who was disgraced for some reason? Could be way off though