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Couple says ‘I do’ inside men’s bathroom at gas station (www.kktv.com)

submitted 8 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The best part is the part about the button, but I don't want to ruin it.

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[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Until I read the article I assumed it was where they had sex the first time.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That isn't an unfair assumption in this country.

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Also romantic in its own way.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 15 points 8 months ago

I'm still not convinced.