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[–] Maruki_Hurakami@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's a video of him eating it and then carrying it off when police pull up.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I assume u are joking, not that i would want to see that... actually maybe i do.

[–] Maruki_Hurakami@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That is fucking nuts. Dude must be high af eating that shit raw while walking down the sideway. If i was a cop there i would puke.

On a totally unrelated note, yt-dlp lets you view/download nsfw videos from reddit without having an account.

[–] Maruki_Hurakami@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Not joking! I'll look for the video and post the link if I find it.