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‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discount (www.firstalert4.com)

submitted 2 years ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Naminreb@kbin.social 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That young dude has 10 kids…he’s probably oblivious to violence by now.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)

pulls gun on man with 10 kids

Man with 10 kids opens mouth, grabs gun barrel with two hands, inserts barrel in mouth "Do it, let's go, bitch. My shift ends in 30 minutes I ain't got all day."

[–] FUBAR@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can’t say all that with the barrel in his mouth

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

He's had practice.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hoo it, weths go, bith. Hy fifth enths in furfy fmimiths I aif goth all thay

[–] Aecosthedark@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Lethal weapon vibes.