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Residents Beg Michigan Mayor to Stop Solar Eclipse - He Scientifically Can't (rivergrandrapids.com)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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“I've been told that I need to stop this eclipse and I do not have the authority to do that. So yes, people are really concerned. But we're just trying to prepare them.”

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[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Because things are too expensive and sold out in ~~Toronto~~ Toledo.They’re not in Luna Pier.

Edit: Geography’s hard….

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

You're off by a few letters or 250+ miles there 😄

[–] ours@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Toledo: the Great White North.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Ha! I’d say a few letters.