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77-Year-Old Man Is Dozing Off in Court & His Supporters Think It's a Masterful Gambit (www.jezebel.com)
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77-Year-Old Man Is Dozing Off in Court & His Supporters Think It's a Masterful Gambit

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[–] aniki@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Pedo gay pizza made in the basement of a building that doesn't have one!

[–] CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

With pineapple

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Pineapple on pedo pizzas is the worst.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

That is what they want you to think. What better cover for a secret basement then having no basement /s