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[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Meh, Elvis went to the house, was even deputized or some shit.

And he was dumber than a Kardashian, if that's possible...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And he was dumber than a Kardashian, if that's possible...

Even if that was true, he had more talent and charisma than the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan combined in his gyrating hips alone.

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

Ok, but is that relevant here? How many non-violent drug offenders did Elvis get out of prison? Oh right, he did the opposite. They gave him a fucking badge and he was a fucking narc