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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

These people sound incredibly dumb. They approached a mama bear with its cubs - and think it attacked them because they mentioned lunch? Jesus fucking Christ.

I don't know if the company that made the jacket would want to be associated with such morons.

[–] Iapar@feddit.de 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Even dumber because that happened before.

“What happened was the bear came up to the window at my friend’s side, and no problem. It let us take a picture and went away,” Gallacher told STV. “But I didn’t get a proper picture, so we went back and it was at my side.”

They already had the goddamn picture!

Ambulance should be retroactively allowed to unhelp people. Just ripping out the stitches while shouting "there are people who actually deserve this"

I think that is one of those situations where it is fitting to say "they deserve to day". Like they actually worked towards it.

Like that woman who took a selfie at the edge of a cliff with warning signs all over. It's unreal how many people are dying because they want to take a selfie. It's a fucking health hazard.

And embarrassing too. There must be so many ghosts because of that.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

People in their 70s with nothing to lose