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A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (thespinoff.co.nz)

submitted 6 months ago by Venator@lemmy.nz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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[–] Nikku772@kbin.social 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I think the funnest one is “ Spice, all = WOKE”, like damn…. All spices in the world?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Maybe they meant allspice, but I wouldn't be too surprised if black pepper was too hot for them.

[–] Gluten6970@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

white people joke

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

If anything, spices are NOT woke. Empires are built and people enslaved out of spice