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Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

His last words may have been something akin to "oh fuck, don't look! Nobody'd better mention this part in my biography!"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

"Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!"