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[–] Papergeist@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They can't vote in November if they kill themselves.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but if they end up contagious before kicking it then we could end up in another pandemic…

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Evidently the first plague wasn't enough.

[–] fluffyb@lemmy.fluffyb.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was actually the 3rd plague if you count the black death as the first, Spanish flu as the second and covid as the 3rd

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago

Technically of course The Black Death was not a pandemic, it was an epidemic. It's just people didn't really move around very much so they didn't notice.

It kept returning to Europe multiple times because the focal point of the disease would move somewhere else for a bit and then come back.