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Kyle Rittenhouse Tells Native Americans They Can ‘Leave’ If They Hate America (newsone.com)

submitted 5 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 5 months ago (9 children)

he has such a punchable face, my right hand starts itching every time i see a picture of him

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He'd shoot you.

[–] fukurthumz420@lemmy.world -5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

that little bitch would be dead before he could get his hand on the trigger.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's what the guy he killed thought.

[–] fukurthumz420@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ok. live your life in fear of conservative dweebs then.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not kicking a beehive is not living in fear of bees.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Long story short, shoot him first, then punch him

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 points 5 months ago

If you've already shot him, I'd say piss on him.

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