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[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I'm not.

I'm not American nor in the US.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not really. I'm in Northern Ireland and my vote does fuck all to affect who's elected UK Prime Minister. The current governing party runs candidates here but they've never won a seat and their closest competitors don't run any candidates at all here. Never mind I live in a stronghold seat so it won't change anyway.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Have you tried driving your neighbors to the polling place and before you get there telling them how the other candidate fed glass to your dog?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

Personal failure, smh