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[–] simple@lemm.ee 125 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is literally a civilization trade offer

"I offer: 2 meat. You give me: space-age technology I don't know yet."

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just don't try to add a fucking embassy to the deal. Never happening

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

You have insulted me and my people with this offer 😡 (unless you add 3 gold/turn)