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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/16879091

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[–] simple@lemm.ee 125 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is literally a civilization trade offer

"I offer: 2 meat. You give me: space-age technology I don't know yet."

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just don't try to add a fucking embassy to the deal. Never happening

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

You have insulted me and my people with this offer 😡 (unless you add 3 gold/turn)

[–] Glowstick@lemmy.world 64 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

Bartering is back on the menu bois

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Meh, 3/10 sanctions avoidance payment

Doesn't even come close to the 15/10 Russia war fleet to Pepsi "payment"

[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are you referencing something or is this satire?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Not what I expected. You're a rockstar for sharing!

[–] Glowstick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In the 90s Pepsi had a contest with prizes and as a joke they advertised that they were gonna give a winner a real jet fighter

[–] Havald@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's a different story. This one is about that time Russia/USSR paid pepsi with old military equipment to get around sanctions. I think they couldn't actually receive it because they're not allowed to have that but it's a funny story regardless. I think someone already posted the link

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It was old equipment, so pretty much just scrap value.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why is it gross?

I guess because beef spoils easily, and many of us don't find the bribe givers and takers in our lives to be the most conscientious people we know.

There's a good chance it's fine for everyone involved, but also a good chance that it's not.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

It will all be flash frozen and shipped to China.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Yay corrupt beef

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Similar to when yugoslavia bought some jets or something from the US and paid using hams and tools