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[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if the poster they have to put up will show a picture of Jesus. Evangelicals sure do love those graven images.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They're the type to use a picture of Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You joke but if you want to troll Bible nuts at protests, absolutely carry a picture of Obi Wan as Jesus. Aragorn works too.

Or go wild and have Black Jesus.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I go even further. Jesus was a direct decendant of David, and so is this guy, so Middle Eastern Jesus it is.