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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada (www.livescience.com)

submitted 4 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/18602528

It's a bit old but the shape and the city name were so funny that I couldn't not post it XD

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