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[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 130 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 116 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago

Dinner with a show, what's not to love!?