Not The Onion

11843 readers

395 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

1063

Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint (lawandcrime.com)

submitted 1 month ago by octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

128 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least this guy will no longer have access to guns after this.

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as he: a) doesn't get a trump judge and b) trump doesn't get in office.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately for him

“[F]or a comment. This is ridiculous, for a comment,” he allegedly said. “I guess I’m gonna need a lawyer.”

Is essentially an confession that it was his comment, from a jury's perspective. Not that I would expect a moron that makes death threats to know when not to speak.