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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint (lawandcrime.com)

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 71 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

This is why you only threaten politicians that are already dead.

For example, pissing on Ronald Reagan's grave, the deceased shitty actor just to be clear, is still on my bucket list.

[–] mimimum@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

He should he catastrophically exhumed in a few thousand pieces

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