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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint (lawandcrime.com)
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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 71 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

This is why you only threaten politicians that are already dead.

For example, pissing on Ronald Reagan's grave, the deceased shitty actor just to be clear, is still on my bucket list.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

When I was a teenager I made an email address, ishotreagan@emailprovider.com, inspired by the suicidal tendencies song. Years later in my late 20s or early 30s the secret service showed up at my door to ask about it. I had nearly forgotten I even made it by then. I don't remember if Reagan was dead yet but he was on his llast legs. I guess they're super thorough when it comes to anything other than that one roof near Trump's rally

No word on whether they investigated Mike Muir in the 80s when the song was written and Reagan was still alive/relevant

[–] debil@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not a native English speaker, but I automatically read it is hot Reagan. You could've told them you just had the hotties for ol' Ronnie.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

Native English speaker, and I saw Is Hot Reagan.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Muir also shot Kennedy and the devil, if I'm remembering right.

They forgave him of all wrong doing when How will I laugh tomorrow was released.

[–] mimimum@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

He should he catastrophically exhumed in a few thousand pieces

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Is there a statue of limitations on pooping on bill Taft or do we gotta form a line