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What are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?
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this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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1 flux capacitor
2 positrons
1 hug
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one simple manual excavator
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1 µg of unobtanium
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1 ring to rule them all
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Actually I think I'm gonna start with:
"(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole."
I charge a husband tax too. 10% of her snacks are mine.
"1 hug" is a regular addition to my fiancé's list when she asks me if there's anything I need. It's a great addition because then I get my hug!
1 quark (no pairs please)
top or bottom? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Here you go
Just really want some symmetry violation and new physics. It's getting stale in here.
Pretty much every day I get an update or two about how the James Webb telescope has kicked the legs out from under another one of cosmology's sacred cows.
Great to know how wrong we've been, but now I'm waiting for updates saying we've figured out why.
or InDesign substitute
greed is eternal
*mol
Yummy! 😋