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Marjorie Taylor Greene is now adding lasers to her Hurricane Helene conspiracy (www.thedailybeast.com)

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Marjorie Taylor Greene appeared to double down on her Hurricane Helene conspiracy theory over the weekend, following up a baseless claim that “they” can control the weather with an assertion that such a scheme might involve lasers.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why is anyone listening to her, though? According to her followers, her vagina should be shooting out babies like an AK when it’s not making sandwiches.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

her vagina should be shooting out babies like an AK when it’s not making sandwiches.

Nice try, Arby's.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Arby's: We've got the labia!

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

thanks for that image.

in any case, her base listens to her because she spews out the same shit they do, and votes the way they want her to vote.

I don't listen to her- I pay attention, but I don't go along with her bullshit, either. But if she could, she'd retconn all the stupid shit she's said to try and get back into committees and stuff. The antidote to that is paying the fuck attention and keeping her bullshit front and center until she goes away.